Personality Profile: You are extremely energetic, with a real lust for love and life. People are naturally drawn to you, so you are likely to have a satisfying romantic life.

Advice: If things are actually so bad that you are about to take this fortune seriously, here’s what you need to do. Ask whoever isn’t giving you what you want, “Do you know whom you’re dealing with?” Then tell him (or her) that you have LOTS of options, and that he (or she) had better come around soon, otherwise, you’re moving on. You have better things to do. Like, taking some time for yourself and reading Following My Toes.